"I sense a distrubance in the Force" the old man mumbled....
"You mean like a thousand voices suddenly cried out then went silent?" excitedly clamoured the young hero.
"Wha? No, wtf is wrong with you kid that is pretty sick. Why would you be excited about that? Shit is your dad Vader or something?! No... NO! I was just pointing out that 1/2 of Korea called into work sick today..."
"Why" chimed the young hero.
"Duhh... STARCRAFT 2 MOFO IZ IN DA HOUZ!!!!"
CRAP ZERG NINJA RUSH!!!




